Friday, November 13, 2015

Future History Tape: Darth Maul

Waiting for the next Star Wars movie has tried the patience of every fan. Perhaps most of all, Darth Maul.

Monday, October 26, 2015

Baby Hitler Defends Himself from Hell

People of the future will also be able to see into multiple dimensions/realities. This will enable them to see Baby Hitler's editorial, from hell, in October 2015 after the media hypothesizes a time-travelling assasination attempt:

Sunday, October 18, 2015

A scene from the unreleased "Teen Wolf" sequel

In the future, they will be able to look at the never-released "Teen Wolf Three." Another Howard wolfman cousin, another "sport" -- Connect Four.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

A previously unseen look at an extra between takes on the set of the hit "The Walking Dead."

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Kanye West: Thoughtful Speechwriter

At the time, people viewed Kanye's awards speech as rambling and improvised. When the future peers back, however, they will see how much work he put into what he said.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Hard Times for "Real Groot"

The future revisits The Real Groot again, and the actor describes some hard times since his Marvel big screen breakout....

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Monday, July 13, 2015

NBA Night of the Emoji

In the future, we'll be able to see what happened that night the Los Angeles Clippers bunkered down with their once-and-future teammate, DeAndre Jordan:

Friday, June 19, 2015

Monday, June 8, 2015

Mark Wahlberg Watches the Entourage Movie, So You Don't Have To

You can see the film producer's private reactions to the debut of "Entourage" on the silver screen, direct from his private theater.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Tom Brady's Deflategate Panic

In the future, covert video will be found from the moment Tom Brady was told he was under investigation for deflated balls.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Coach Bobby Knight

There was a sweeter time past, when Indiana only made the news via its irascible basketball coach, Bobby Knight, and most never thought of the state outside of March Madness.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Michael Dorn (Worf)

Future beings can review even private moments, like actors musing aloud in the dressing room.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

The Real Groot Speaks

In the future it will be revealed that Grooot from Guardians of the Galaxy was not, in fact, a computer creation. The exclusive interview: